occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
Ceiling guy is on his shit.
my little sisters first relationship
I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.
you make my black heart sweat